(Originally was gonna buy UnProd.com to post this on, but oi) some domainbastard (o karmana) was already sitting on the domain & c) buncha silly bother and d)
12:34 HOT TiPS To BUST Your Productivity! 1) Mumble. HARD. 2) Tie your hands behind your back. Eh? 3) Get 2 know a guy th@ knows a guy that'll do ur work 4 u. 4) Simply don't. Do. (Sh)it. —Now with FREE! Fan & Tissues! 5) Be busy-busy suffering. (For your/their sins optional} 6) Walk Backwards. 7) And/or die. HARD.
(as told from my new comfort-controlled massaging Lesmanagers chair}
12:34 HOT TiPS To. Liked our FREE! first 7 Highly Effective Tips for unWinders? Then wait till we can b) bothered to have someone in India, w/ great grasp of engrish, come up w/ —not to mention typo out— the remaining 12:27 into an eBunk, & masse-market it. Tentative title:
'Woe Thee, Bumrushed Masses —Get On Yer Asses, Grow Slow As Molasses!' Though p'haps not sumtin similarly snazzy.
12:34 And remember, kids:
Robbie Says Sorry , for you can't auto-digg, auto-stumble, auto-linkback, auto-tweet, auto-maton whatsoever this highly selfhelpfool blogpost. Put the WORK in, dammit!
(as snored at from your their lazy couch}
Fortune Blissings Of The Days: paulawork: "it's not a shirt, it's a nakedness enhancer!"
Rob Lesman - "The Steve Pavlina of............ Procrastination"
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BUCK!NG$
BACKiNG NEWS:
BR!LL: Back 'Back To Back To The Future'! Or in Marc Oromaner's wise words: What if Eric Stolz wasn't replaced by Michael J. Fox in #BackToTheFuture? Now that the idea of resetting reality is in the collective consciousness, more and more ideas like the one below are going to surface. Are we in for a global reset?
A Noble Causality, th@, so I backed in —& couldn't help but push the current amount pledged to an exact $111.11, on course!
Fortune Blissings Of The Days: Terry Pratchett: "the Ultimate Clock [is] the opposite of a clock - rather than telling what you what the time is, it tells Time what IT is."
Rob Lesman - "The I Can't Believe It's Not Backer"
Thank You. Thank you very much. "Happiness, as Arthur 'Sunshine' Schopenhauer elucidated, is the carrot on the end of the stick that keeps us moving for nature’s ends." Joe Quirk "If you're going to live your life through other people, you will end up confused." John Lydon "the implications for this non-dual view [..] is that in the end reality perceives itself through you." Richard G. Petty "Life begins at the end of your comfort zone." Neale Donald 'I hear Voice' Walsch "The light at the end of the tunnel is not an illusion. The tunnel is." unknown "the fantastic book by Adyashanti, The End of Your world [..] is the killer app. Not this pimple of a book, just oozing gobs and gobs of ego run amuck." David Moore "In the end it all comes down to enthusiasm. Your creativity is basically your expression of God-force." Stuart Wilde
Fortune Blissings Of The Days: Tony Parsons: "Life is an open secret."
Rob Lesman - "The Roger Bannister of New Beginnings"
Don't Quite Know why-o-why I sold my drum kit 18 months ago ?! But, oh joyful providence, I'd kept me drum sticks @ the time, considering them as 'seeds' I may 1 day 'plant' to 'grow' me a new set of drums in the garden of my life. (Eh... ) Well then, consider it done! I.e.:
Meet my new set! >
Next, grow dem drums taller, to 'old kit proportions'! But first, make some space so I can actually set it all up. Cuz what was 1ce known as the 'drum room' is now used for packing/$hipping...
Met < my ole set
Fortune Blissings Of The Days: Alex Kooistra, about me: "The world was your drumkit."
Wahey, 18th of May; My some paltrytributions to World Water BL!SS!NGS Day!
No, The CULT does!
Most Benevolent Meditations: "I ask any and all beings to come to the aid and comfort of any water ever harmed at any time. Thank you." "I ask any and all beings to assist the world's water with cleaning up water pollution; may it be most benevolent for all. Thank you."
WATERWORLDBL!SS!NGSDAY
... 'ere's me designs for Wife 'n' Co's new salt o'de sea... ;)
Lest we forwet Andy... Grainy days.
Earth Prayer: Mother Earth, you are my life-support system. As your son/daughter, I must drink your blue water, live inside your red clay and eat your green skin. Help me to balance myself, as you hold in balance the earth, the sea, and the space environments. Help me to open my heart, knowing that the universe will feed me. I pray my feet will always kiss your face, and my footsteps match your heartbeat. Carry my body through space and time. You are my connection to the universe, and all that comes after. I am yours, and you are mine. I salute you.
Adapted by ? from: [neva mind da SOURCE] 'The First Earth Battalion'
Stand At The River!
water
Fortune Blissings Of The Days: RL: "I Can't Believe It's Not Wetter!"
Rob Lesman - "The Bucketmaster Fill'er-up of Fluid Karma"
Though to be honest, I can't quite remember what exactly EarthDay Bloody EarthDay involves. I know there'll be tHe FUNeRaL... Rest In Chaos, old Mc'er!
Bet there'll be lotsa eco do-se-do, too. Green waffle, Earthworm worship... +, to make the occasion extra special important, some kinda clever Google logoo spoofo thang. Righty-right? And ugh, I foresee a deva-stating oil spill... soon. Yeah, sounds like almost any other day to me.
Tell you what, got a nifty pic of our trees, just in timbercase it helps a cause:
Plus we all go ape crazy on cute monkey vids, right? Here, have ya a barrel:
See jungle, see jungle...
Minute of Mayhem now, then, an(arch)yone? Get Blissed (BlissTroyyyyy)
Fortune Blissings Of The Days: Renzo: "I Can't Believe of Not Wetter"
Rob Lesman - "The Malcolm McLaren of Mother Earth"
Fortune Blissings Of The Days: Johnny Rotten: "For me Malc was always entertaining, and I hope you remember that. Above all else he was an entertainer and I will miss him, and so should you"
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